STINKY BAY
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Here we go. Here we go, those orange jellyfish are not going to last long in this area. The orange jelly bump along in the water and it gets awfully dark.
“Something strange about this place Juicy, not a soul about,” said Orange squeezy.
“Does feel odd, Hang on I’ll raise my head on the next wave and see where we are,” said Orange Juicy.
The two-orange jelly’s look lost and they will soon find out they are in the land of Stinky Bay. The waters got cooler as the two-orange jelly’s drifted further to the shore. Then a wave came and Orange Juicy stretched his little head above the water.
“Heck, Squeezy this place has no beach, just some brown mulch as far as I can see,” said Juicy. There was silence.
“Squeezy? Squeezy, are you hearing me?” Juicy bopped back under the water and there he saw Squeezy motionless with long brown threads around him. Juicy dashed over to him and quickly realises that what he had seen on the beach was now wrapped around his friend.
“I guess you need my help,” said a voice in all directions. “Don’t bother looking for me, you will never find me as I’m all around.”
Juicy’s eyes darted from one side of his head to the other. I wonder who he was? he thought.
Welcome to the land of Stinky Bay, most of the humans that do stick around long enough to live here are either, born here, have inherited a shack or house or are plain nuts and want to live here. I just send the rubbish seaweed here as usual and barely a wave in sight as it so damn flat to the horizon. Don’t bother looking up this town on the map as those who know…will know. I could get my butt kicked and more seaweed than I can handle.
“Fruit cake, the ocean is talking Squeezy, let’s get out of here as fast as we can, or we could die from the stink.”
The shop at the base of the jetty do well every year to feed the humans of fresh fish, potato cakes and often hear the lobsters screaming to say they are going to another world. Yet the humans love them and especially at Christmas. And some families hit the road on Boxing Day and camp for several weeks up the coast where the water and rocky coastline is pristine…except the water is too damn cold for the humans to venture in.
Well as you can guess the two-orange jelly’s didn’t stay for long as the stink never left them and they won’t be back or I’ll sure let them know with the seaweed that gets sent their way when they try to enter this area again.
Boy are those humans crazy for wanting to live in stinky bay.